I was at a very nice, unfamiliar house that was a rental, maybe a vacation house or somewhere I was visiting. It was evening and I was messing with a crane game they had there. I hadn’t put any money in or anything, just fiddling with the buttons and joystick. To my surprise, the claw moved and knocked a bunch of stuff down into the opening! Whoa! Excitedly, I opened the flap to see what was there. WOW there were so many things! Weird things…that shouldn’t be in a crane game? I picked out bottles of shampoo, some olive oil, Pedialyte, something moldy. It became more of a cleanup operation than a get-a-reward-you’re-lucky situation. While I kept the things I wanted, I left the other stuff behind for the house.
Then I was in another house, a smaller one, and it was morning. Everyone else decided to go out and get groceries or whatever, but I felt lazy and didn’t want to go anywhere. They left which left me with the whole place to myself. Yay! I puttered around a bit, played some video games, bummed around on my phone, and read some books. After a while, I started feeling kind of horny. Contemplating my next move, I walked down the hallway, and saw that a door was open. Inside of it was a very tall, thin man in black and a shorter, plumper woman. On the bed. My view changed to an illustrative one as I imagined the man’s probable long member, them getting down with each other, and overall, just feeding my current horny feeling. I contemplated going to the bathroom to get some secure alone time with myself, when I realized that I’d been just standing there staring at them through the door. This realization struck mostly because there was nothing happening in the room, and they’d noticed me, too. I went in at the woman’s beckoning. Busted. There was an air of depression in there. The tall, thin man was lying on the bed morosely, while the woman looked at me with desperation. Clearly, things hadn’t gone to plan. She sadly explained that she tried, but that “it” had all of these white spidery lines which was way too gross for her to handle. I didn’t know what to say and, thankfully, didn’t have to because a doctor came in and immediately performed an exam on the man. No one seemed to mind that I was there, and I definitely didn’t want to leave with the chance to see something interesting. Unfortunately (or fortunately) when the doctor examined the man, I didn’t get to see anything anyways because the underside was covered in thick, white striations, while the rest held lots of this nasty, disgusting white…cheese-looking film. Definitely a fungal thing. The doctor scraped it off with what looked like a spatula, and I saw some chunks of something in it. I exclaimed that it looked a lot like cottage cheese with pieces of peach! Peaches and Cream! The doctor agreed with me, and we shared a moment of laughter, while the other two were just silent.
*Eventually, it was just me and the woman in the room. The others had left, leaving the room looking and feeling extremely sterile. She collapsed against the bed her body lying on it, while her legs hung off the side. She lamented the failed sex, yammering about something. I was distracted by my phone going off and was about to look at it when she grabbed my arm and begged me to tell her if I could help her “get poked.” She then looked at me in the eyes and said, “Can you poke me?” I understood then what she wanted (she was around 40s – 50s). I was taken aback, but spurred on by my own unmet needs, I smirked and pushed her back until I had her pinned to the bed. I began to run to my hands along her face and body while whispering suggestively in her ear. The door was still open, and there was someone next door to us. The fact that we had to be discreet and quiet lest we be caught was monumentally thrilling to me. She seemed very fearful of what was happening despite begging me to do it. My hands roved further south, delving into past her waistband to the prize, while I began to kiss her bare neck and chest slow and hot. She gasped suddenly, clenching her legs together and suddenly pushed me away. I stopped, noting the wild fear in her eyes. She quietly told me that she wanted a man to do it after all, so I suggested, still lacing my words with seduction and not letting her up, that I had a collection of dildoes we could play with. I could certainly help her pop her cherry if she’d like, and she wouldn’t need a real man. She wrinkled her face and asked what those were, the plastic things? I shook my head and explained that she had choices because they came in many sizes, shapes, textures. Whatever she liked she could have. They could be custom made if she wanted. Hearing that they could look like and possibly feel like the real deal appealed to her, and I excitedly watched her face change. She was going to say yes! I’d still be able to–
–my phone went off again. I looked at it to see that I had missed many texts from friends, family, and my teacher! That’s when the rest of the people came back to the house. At that point the woman, men had disappeared. The others came up to me and I looked outside to see, in surprise, that it had snowed! What! When? The texts were all the same: “Where are you? Are you coming? Why aren’t you here?” In horror, I remembered that I needed to be at school! I’d missed the first day of the school! After all these years I’d gone back to school…and forgot. Wow. WTH. It was too late to go that day, but I scrambled to gather notebooks, binders, and other supplies. Where was my backpack? I printed out my schedule and pored over it. To my dismay, it was a full schedule! Very little time off. I wondered how I was supposed to go to work with a busy schedule like that! But soon, it was morning, and I trekked out, all bundled up in my winter stuff. The traffic on the road was bad because of the snow, and I was glad that I lived so close to the school building. I got to the classroom on time. Half the class was there, but the professor was worried because it looked like most people might not make it to class. Plus, there was the inevitable school closures related to weather coming up. I decided on a seat that wasn’t too far away from the front, but not too close either. After all the time away from Academia, I felt really self-conscious about my age, but was there to learn and readied myself! My friends and family had texted me their support and that was all I needed to remember.