I was walking with Gable and we were in a building. That’s when I saw a second Gable except that one was not only younger but bigger. The original Gable wandered off when I dropped the leash because Gable 2 had just pooped and then laid in it. I kept smacking #2 to get up. Finally he did and I asked him why in the world he lay in his own poop. Gable 2 explained that he thought I wanted him to. Unfazed by the fact that he could talk, I threw my hands up in the air in disbelief and then moved on to trying to clean up both the dog and the mess. That’s when my nephew walked up next to me. He picked up his shoe-less little foot and showed it to me. I asked if he’d stepped in the poop and he said, “yes.” Great. I called over to my mom that now the kid was involved too , then asked my nephew to back up a little. He did and stepped into the poop again.
Then I was in the kitchen of my house dealing with a new crisis. My sister had just to visit and told me that the giant mosquito on the counter had Malaria and followed her from where she’d just been on vacation. It was huge, like the size of my hand and you could see the designs on its wings and back. I’d trapped it with a wire basket which was too small for it, and I yelled for the other person in the kitchen to watch it while I scrambled for a bigger device. I slapped another, slightly bigger hand sieve over top just before it was able to squeeze out from between the wire. It didn’t like that, but continued to try and escape. The contraption jumped and wiggled, the mosquito was so strong. I dove for the cabinet to find something else, but just as I turned around, it knocked everything onto the floor. I whirled around, but to my relief, somehow I’d jammed the hand sieve down so hard it had clasped in with the bottom part. I grabbed a melamine colander which was heavy and would totally contain it, but someone else had come in and let the mosquito outside. NOOOOOO! I shouted, and the perpetrator asked me why I needed it. I explained about the malaria and how because it escaped, it would infect everyone! The reason I hadn’t killed it and wanted it alive was so that I could give it to the proper authorities to research and study and hopefully find a cure. I stomped over to a phone book to look for the number for the infectious disease people. My mom asked me what I was doing and I explained that I had to report this. She was worried and suggested we don’t otherwise we’d get into trouble. I’d found the paper and showed her the highlighted words detailing the obligation to report on pain of prosecution. Plus, it was the right thing to do. I found the email address and remembered that I’d done this before too with something else.